I know. When I first saw it, I thought the same thing you are thinking now - I must have this sword. How cool is this? It’s a Ninja Sword, but it kicks the shit out of your ear wax. Genius.
Natural Wave Ceramic Radiator Plate.
One of the first things I notice about most NYC apartments is that annoying, screechy radiator. It’s loud, way too hot, and makes the air incredibly dry. But I don’t think I’d mind it as much if I had one of these things on top of it. In fact, if I had one of these things I’d probably live in an apartment that had a radiator just to use it! But alas, this is only a concept design and not (yet) for sale.
Yoda Backpack.
The Force is strong in those who have the guts to carry around this Yoda backpack in public. But I’ll bet my lightsaber that you secretly want to buy it!
Yes, it’s really called the “Thumb Thing”, and its brilliant. I don’t know about you, but I never knew I needed this to survive until this very moment. It makes a cute little gift for bookworms.
When I first saw this, I was sure it was some kind of a joke. But it seems to be a real breath spray that gives you an instant Irish Accent. Curiosity got the best of me, and now I’m going to have an accent in 3-5 business days.
Posted by bubblevicious on 01/16/08 at 9:21 pm.4 Responses to “Five Things You Never Knew You Needed.”
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January 17th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
that was an awesome post. i’m into the coffee and muffin warmer and i’d be interested in trying irish accent too… i’m thinking it has an ingredient that numbs the mouth. i know it’s impossible, but it’d be hilarious if it really made you sound like you were irish. def do a follow up after you test it out.
January 17th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
I’m going to buy the Yoda backpack and get my ass kicked by 4th graders.
January 17th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
hahaha. The “thumb thing”. f***ing brilliant!
January 30th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
so did you try out the irish accent yet?